Playoff Recap

On behalf of the Commish, we apologize for the recent lack of posts, we've been hard at work hippie-proofing our house in preparation of the onslaught of humanity coming to D.C. for the Inauguration.

Here's a synopsis of the Playoff Bracket... All-Hegemans+Me. So the percentage that the Stanley Cup remains with Aunt Barb is 67% and is now 75% after the First Round. The Office had a phenomenal regular and have the #1 seed going into the playoffs. Mike's Crazy Bombers also had a bye and are the #2 seed. In the first round, I faced the GreenDayTractors and took care of business by winning 79 - 52. It's a great weekend when the Steelers beat up Tony Romo, and I still win my fantasy game. The other playoff game was a Brother v. Brother matchup when Nick's Buyer Beware took on Joe's Here Comes Treble. It was a close game and the youngest Hegeman emerged victorious 97 - 84. Nick now must face the long off-season thinking of what could have been. The Semifinals are two great matchups with Here Comes Treble taking on The Office in a Father/Son Game and The Adam Factor facing Mike's Crazy Bombers. Place your bets folks, it's gonna be a good weekend.

Let's not forget the other games so here's a brief recap:

Emily's Dwight's Bobbleheads toasted her Dad's Stan Steamers 110 -68. Em finished strong in the regular season after an extremely slow start. She's my sleeper pick to have a big year next season.

One T artans lost to Molly's Stanley Nickels 88 - 80 in the College Nerds Bowl.

In the Ultimate Loser Bowl, Corey's Vandelay Industries beat Team Uncle Sloppy 89 - 65. These two teams were the worst teams of the season overall. It wouldn't be right to give the trophy to the winner of the Ultimate Loser Bowl soo Team Uncle Sloppy, for being the Ultimate Loser gets this...

Did you really think that the Ultimate Loser deserves anything? No award, no trophy, no certificate. Better luck next season.

As for everyone else who didn't make the playoffs, keep playing! The season isn't over until the end of the NFL Regular Season. This is where you can try out some free agents that you've been thinking about picking up or just be ridiculous and start as many Browns as you can and see if you score in the double digits. Be creative! We'll give out awards or something.

Good luck this weekend for those in the Playoffs. And I sincerely apologize for not posting lately. Thanks for picking up the slack, Commish, I know how busy it's been for ya.

He's been writing his Thesis on the effects of Coors Light, Wendy's, and College Football on the Human Body. I hear that the initial findings are quite intriguing.