2008 DFFL Champion: Mike's Crazy Bombers

After a long, tough season, the Crazy Bombers are DFFL Champions! The trophy should be in Indianapolis so just keep it out there for another year. Heck, take it to Wabash and show it to all your friends. College chicks dig winners.

Did you ever think that the winning lineup of a fantasy league champion would read like this:

QB Matt Schaub - gutsy move picking a Houston QB

RB Ladainian Tomlinson - no surprise but he's been having a down year

RB Le'Ron McClain - he's a Pro-Bowler but at fullback!

WR Marques Colston - good player

WR Wes Welker - good player

TE Antonio Gates - good player

D/ST Empty - last time I checked there isn't an NFL team from the city of Empty. Mike didn't start a Defense for the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!! You sir, are crazy.

K Mason Crosby - mediocre kicker

So Mike won because of solid running backs, good receivers, and an average quarterback. This should give hope to all of you that is possible to win in the DFFL.

Even with no starting Defense, Mike defeated Joe's Here Comes Treble 92 to 58. Well done sir.

Wabash Wally salutes you!

Playoff Semis Recap

It looked as if The Office might cruise to a DFFL Championship with their high powered scoring machine. Joseph would have none of it. Here Comes Treble served up an Upset Special beating Father Hegeman 79 to 71. Here Comes Treble moves on to the Championship Game due to a stellar performance by Steve Smith and Marshawn Lynch.




In the other Playoff Matchup, The Adam Factor faced a tough Crazy Bombers team. The Factor was confident going into the game and neglected to check the updated injury list prior to the game. Oh, crap.



Frank Gore was out and that's all she wrote. Mike's Crazy Bombers beat The Factor 80 to 63 and the Bombers move on to face Here Comes Treble in the Championship.


It's a Brother vs. Brother Championship Game! The winner gets a free punch to the arm of the loser with no retaliation. Good luck!

In the rest of the league, Molly proved that she's the better sister by beating Emily's Dwight's Bobbleheads 109 to 76.


Uncle Pat showed Corey that he is still man of the house by beating Corey's Vandelay Industry 74 to 60.


And Team Uncle Sloppy took out his youngest by beating him 60 to 53. Yes, it only took 60 points to beat Garret this week. Two players scored a big fat zero on his team. Blame it on Finals Week at CMU.


Well, this is the last week of the Dombroski Fantasy Football Season. Good luck to Mike and Joe, you jerks. I'll be doing a recap of the game and maybe some of the other games. Who knows what the Commish will do. Probably a season recap or something. Sign up for email alerts because I'll do a Season Awards Post sometime after the Holidays.

Playoff Recap

On behalf of the Commish, we apologize for the recent lack of posts, we've been hard at work hippie-proofing our house in preparation of the onslaught of humanity coming to D.C. for the Inauguration.

Here's a synopsis of the Playoff Bracket... All-Hegemans+Me. So the percentage that the Stanley Cup remains with Aunt Barb is 67% and is now 75% after the First Round. The Office had a phenomenal regular and have the #1 seed going into the playoffs. Mike's Crazy Bombers also had a bye and are the #2 seed. In the first round, I faced the GreenDayTractors and took care of business by winning 79 - 52. It's a great weekend when the Steelers beat up Tony Romo, and I still win my fantasy game. The other playoff game was a Brother v. Brother matchup when Nick's Buyer Beware took on Joe's Here Comes Treble. It was a close game and the youngest Hegeman emerged victorious 97 - 84. Nick now must face the long off-season thinking of what could have been. The Semifinals are two great matchups with Here Comes Treble taking on The Office in a Father/Son Game and The Adam Factor facing Mike's Crazy Bombers. Place your bets folks, it's gonna be a good weekend.

Let's not forget the other games so here's a brief recap:

Emily's Dwight's Bobbleheads toasted her Dad's Stan Steamers 110 -68. Em finished strong in the regular season after an extremely slow start. She's my sleeper pick to have a big year next season.

One T artans lost to Molly's Stanley Nickels 88 - 80 in the College Nerds Bowl.

In the Ultimate Loser Bowl, Corey's Vandelay Industries beat Team Uncle Sloppy 89 - 65. These two teams were the worst teams of the season overall. It wouldn't be right to give the trophy to the winner of the Ultimate Loser Bowl soo Team Uncle Sloppy, for being the Ultimate Loser gets this...

Did you really think that the Ultimate Loser deserves anything? No award, no trophy, no certificate. Better luck next season.

As for everyone else who didn't make the playoffs, keep playing! The season isn't over until the end of the NFL Regular Season. This is where you can try out some free agents that you've been thinking about picking up or just be ridiculous and start as many Browns as you can and see if you score in the double digits. Be creative! We'll give out awards or something.

Good luck this weekend for those in the Playoffs. And I sincerely apologize for not posting lately. Thanks for picking up the slack, Commish, I know how busy it's been for ya.

He's been writing his Thesis on the effects of Coors Light, Wendy's, and College Football on the Human Body. I hear that the initial findings are quite intriguing.