Been a rough week here at DFFL headquarters. We recently moved to new office space. This one has a pool, air hockey table, and pinball machine.
So the time has been slim, but here's a brief look at this week's upcoming games:
Vandelay Industries (The Commish) vs. Buyer Beware (Nick)
What a matchup we have here. The Oldest vs. the tallest. The working guy vs. the college guy. The best looking grandchild vs. Nick.
What to look for in this matchup? An unhealthy level of competition followed by beers.
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Stanley Steamers (Uncle P) vs. Uncle Gary (Uncle Gary)
Something has to give in this matchup of one-time greats. Both teams lost opening week, and are looking to regain their stride. Consider this the Notre Dame - Michigan game of the week.
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Emily Emily (Emily) vs. Crazy Bombers (Mike)
Emily hasn't even set up her account and gave Joseph all he could handle last week. Luckily, everyone in her Division lost, so these teams matchup as Division leaders.
The Freshman bowl will consist of lame frat parties, dinner at the dining hall, and actually waking up for your 8 am class. Don't worry, you'll get past that last part soon enough.
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Team Uncle Sloppy (Uncle Sloppy) vs. The Adam Factor (Adam)
Father vs. son. Clearly, team naming is heriditary. The rumor is that Uncle Sloppy is trying to sell Tony Romo a lawn care franchise so he'll stop playing football. He has to convince Jessica to go for it, first.
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One T artans (One-T) vs. The Stanley Nickels (Molly)
The Sophomore Bowl pits two worthy team names against one another. This bowl will consist of whining about living in the dorms, driving freshmen everywhere, and overall jadedness with classes.
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Here Comes Treble (Joseph) vs. Green Day Tractors (The Mazza's)
Joseph and the Mazza's square off in a very lopsided match. 4 on 1 seems like it would be pretty tough to handle. Luckily, he only needs to beat 3 to come in 2nd place.
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Good luck to all, and to all a good night!
-Commish
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Jadedness indeed. Class is lame. Don't worry Dad, I still go.
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